Lyrically challenged.. im not!

Vocally challenged ... I am.

I am the grand master of lyrics. Well actually of changing up the lyrics to FIT my MOOD!!

For example if I feel like being a ROYAL bitch, and over the top sarcastic I change the lyrics to add obsurd sarcasm regarding real life issues I feel I am having and of course my FAVORITE curse word F*U*C*K..

One "GOOD" day, (few and far between it seems) D and I were driving from Portland to Phoenix, a Jewell song came on.. (D and I aren't particularly fond of her but I was so in the spirited "I love you so much, I cant stand you" time of the month) I changed the lyrics up as the song played, and really cracked myself up.. it was actually funny...

I hear the cars, it's 6 A.M.,
I feel so far away from Bend.
I got my knees up in my face.
Got my blankie, ev'rything but you.
I break wind and make a smiley face,I kinda like it in this little space.
Wipe the dust up off the dashboard,remembered I left my keys in the door.
I never put my garbage on the floor anymore, 'cause

(Chorus)Memories last so long,Even after you're gone.
I know, that you love me And soon you will see
You were meant for me,And I was meant for you.

I called the dahli lama, he was out on a rock.
Consoled an old girlfriend, but she just wanted to shop.
So I picked up a people, it was more bad news.
Bennifers hearts been broken and he feels used.
Put on my boots in the pouring rain.
I saw you staring, it put me to shame.

'Cause it was rude so I was sad
And it made me wanna punch you, oh, so bad.

(Chorus)

Go about my wondering, I'm going blind.
Besides, a-what would I say if I had the time?
Same old story everyday.
I brush my locks and leave my hair in the sick.
I know you hate it when I sleep with my socks on.
I picked up a maxim turned lights down, I took a deep breath and a good look through your phone.
Put on my pj's and hopped on the bed.
I'm 29, but I feel mostly dead.

I try and tell myself it'll be all right,I just shouldn't think about you anymore tonight.
(Chorus)
Yeah, you were meant for me And I was meant for you.

I have SO many of these little ditties, I will share more in the future!!