Sniffler and the loud mouth

I love my job... I hate working like most normal human beings. Who wouldn't want to stay home watch Dr. Phil, Oprah, Days of our lives (although I haven't watched in 8 years) TLC and all those good channels with so many good ideas!!!

Boss man is out of town!! Hooray!!

The level of excitement around here is showcased in people sleeping at their desks and blinds drawn... I sadly spent my whole 8 hours on 1 project that normally would take me 3 hours, How in the world did I stretch it out??

But I have to tell y'all 'bout the sniffler and loud mouth!!! OH MY GOD!!! BLOW THE FUCKING thing!!!!!!!!!! UGH I hate repition of annoyances!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!! blow your damn snout and wipe it. The thing I hate most its a DRY SNIF!!! the sound of a dry snif is like brushing a hairbrush across a blackboard!!! NO I CANT TAKE IT!! The Sniffler is a nice lady with "issues" she is 40 something and a bitter ex wife/cat lady. she has curly bozo red hair wacky ass shape I wont bother to describe because she herself doesnt bother me. She comes into my office and says " I have been dating 56 for 61 days now, he hasn't made any sexual advances to me. Is this weird?" Uh... YEAH!! ITS WEIRD YOUR TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT!! No I cant be on that girlfriend talk about sex and periods and shopping with you level. OK so in my attempt to be civil after she sniffled 3 x, I said maybe he is just trying to be a gentleman, ya think? Oh boy!!

Now the loud mouth comes to visit the sniffler about 3-4 times daily, she is new to the company and I DONT know anything about her except for her appearance and level of vocal spirits!! She is SO loud, as if to announce "I am here, look at me, hear my story, I promise its sad" She is about late 30 something I would guess but have a strange suspision she is much younger. Her first day she cried about her daughter ahving an asthma attack and how they spent 3 days in the hospital... Ok im sorry you went through that could you shut my door? you're closer than I am... Thanks!! She is eager to be liked and fit in so she brings donuts daily and pop...

Someday I will spend my days watching what I want, listening to whom I want and shopping when I want!!!